I Think We Should Kill Other People

A Novel

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About The Book

“Razor-sharp, irreverent, and as funny as hell.” —John Marrs, internationally bestselling author of The One
“Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable.” —Joanna Wallace, USA TODAY bestselling author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost

The latest laugh-out-loud dark comedy thriller from L.M. Chilton, the breakout author of Don’t Swipe Right and Everyone in the Group Chat Dies.

The nation watched them fall in love. Now someone's watching them die.


Hazel and Marc were paired together on Love Synced, a revolutionary reality AI dating show that matches hopeful lovers. But when it came time to say “I do,” Hazel left her perfect match at the altar. Now all she wants to do is fly home. Instead, she’s trapped at a tiny, snowed-in airport with her ex and his obnoxiously rich family. But when they start turning up dead, a jilted lover is the least of Hazel's worries—there’s a serial killer to catch first.

The heart’s a fickle thing, so it’s no surprise that AI couldn’t predict true love for Hazel...but can it help crack the case when a murderer is picking off her almost-in-laws one by one in this twisty whodunit?

About The Author

Photograph by Jack Barnes

L.M. Chilton is a journalist with fifteen years of experience working on TV shows for the BBC, ITV, and Channel 4 in the UK, as well as writing columns for magazines such as Cosmopolitan and Glamour, and reporting for national newspapers across the world, everywhere from Doncaster to Delhi. He lives in London, procrastinating.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Gallery/Scout Press (September 29, 2026)
  • Length: 320 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781668276082

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Raves and Reviews

"Razor sharp, irreverent and as funny as hell."
– John Marrs, internationally bestselling author of The One

“Brutal, biting, and totally unputdownable.”
– Joanna Wallace, USA Today bestselling author of You'd Look Better as a Ghost

“For lovers of reality dating shows…hilarious and satisfying.”
– Tasha Coryell, author of Love Letters to a Serial Killer

“Fresh, fast-paced and hilarious…I loved every minute.”
– K.J. Whittle, author of Seven Reasons to Murder Your Dinner Guests

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