Mild-mannered, meek and middle-aged; Thomas Crow has always lived a life considered well-below the margins of success. Outshined by his peers at work, disrespected and emasculated by his wife and daughter at home, Thomas lives the summation of every fear of the modern, domesticated family-man. That is, until Thomas meets a mysterious and alluring goth-girl, who in her own way, shows Thomas just how special he really is on this, the worst day of his entire sucky life! Riddled with dark humor and sexy horror, The Sucky Life of Thomas Crow is a glimpse into another man’s life that will make you ever-grateful for you own!