Hilariously obnoxious Christmas cards, perfect for friends and frenemies alike!
With this entertaining pack of 30 offensive Christmas cards, you're armed with the perfect insults to bring holiday sneers to everyone on your naughty list! Take your pick from snarky sayings (“In a few years, you'll have enough coal to heat the whole house."), biting jibes ("Oh, did you want a present? Tough sh*t.”), and thinly veiled insults ("Happy Holidays, You Ho Ho Ho!"). Just tear out a card, stuff it in a stocking, and let the good feelings fly!
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